The Nomadic Peoples of The Last Airship of the Commerce Union is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 247 million Last Airship of the Commerce Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Last Airship of the Commerce Unionian economy, worth 6.72 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,212 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Last Airship of the Commerce Union's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Last Airship of the Commerce Union is ranked 74,991^st in the world and 140^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 398.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.